after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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