If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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