Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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