dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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