Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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