so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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