dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Randomize