I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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