Capitaan dildo arrescate!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
