dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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