Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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