I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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