Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you traded sex for a burrito?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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