theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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