And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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