new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I AM VODKA MAN
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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