just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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