there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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