I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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