Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we made out on top of his cat.
Farmville is her only friend.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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