My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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