she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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