i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She even gives head with a lisp.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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