You were right. It hurts to walk today.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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