i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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