Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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