She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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