Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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