I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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