i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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