i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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