Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
