had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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