hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
