It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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