i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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