I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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