Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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