so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
worst night to have a conscience
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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