normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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