Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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