Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
