Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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