i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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