It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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