Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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