Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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