Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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