i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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