Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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