Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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