how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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