We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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